Because everybody knows that person.

If I were that person, I wouldn't say "My eyes are kinda grey/blue..."

I would say "My eyes are stormy blue with dark rings around the irises and have gold rings around the pupils."

If I were that person, I wouldn't say "My OTP is Dante x Lady..."

I would say "Lithium x Wesker. Lithium is my character who is sort of based on me. Here is a five page description of her..."

If I were that person, I wouldn't say "I have to disagree with you..."

I would say "NOOOOO wai u b so mean?"

If I were that person, I wouldn't say "I like some yaoi pairings..."

I would say "OMG OMG OMG YOWIE YOWIE YOWIE! <3<3<3"

If I were that person, I wouldn't say "If you can, feedback is encouraged and appreciated..."

I would say "PLZ READ R&R!" (IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TORTOLOGY! STOP IT!)

If I were that person, I wouldn't say "I'm feeling kind of low at the moment, but I should be ok."

I would say "T.T Nobody really likes me and they're only nice to me because they want me to do stuff for them. I'm so sicked of being USED. I'm srsly thinking of making a new account so all those fakers can't find me again."

If I were that person... I would shoot myself in the motherfucking head, resurrect myself in order to cheer over my own goddamn death, then realising I was alive again, I would dive into a fucking tree mulcher and hopefully never bother the world again.

Die, "That Person." Gouge out your own eyes and die.

So that aside, I once again have two jobs. Run and hide children, run and hide. This means I've got two things to complain about.

But I probably won't... Much. Because money. Money is a good thing.

Also, I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Desmond Fuckin' Lockheart. Because motherfucking fuck, he's a mean son of a bitch (is that a healthy reason to love?) But it takes a really special mean son of a bitch to know they're a mean son of a bitch and be completely unapologetic for it... And revel in it.

What will I ever say to Charon? And my belated Wesker-Face? And my friends- yeah ok, you don't care. I dare say you're used to my ghoul-lovin' and ghoul-porn writin' by now, so no goddamn surprises there.

ANYWAY!

I sometimes cut off the 't' at the end of some words. However, I will NEVER say 'ain' instead of 'ain't' because 'ain't' isn't even a motherfucking word in the first goddamn place and that's just gettin' a little too hickish for me. Especially after Lake Dead and Point fuckin' LOOKOUT!!! *Shiver shiver*

(You Make Me Feel Like a Whore could have been written about Desmond. Fuckin' Desmond. Mmm, fuckin Desmond... Wait... What?)